Finished staining the house today. I had hired a tall fellow from Chicago to help out, but he never shut up. He kept droning on about ‘change’ this and ‘believe’ that. Yesterday I had enough. I told him, look Barack, I believe you should pick up a brush and start changing the color of this house. He called me a racist and quit.
So I did the whole thing myself (with help from Mrs. Sidemeat).